Malheureuse

We set sail to the south one morning, Took a leaping jump towards unknown waters, We are going nowhere, but, We are sure to end up everywhere. My current home is this quaint little boat, Excuse me, ship. I find myself adorned with Fancy cloak and extravagant hat. I currently answer solely to “Captain.” It looks like that puts me in charge. Eight travelers here, under my guidance. And with that, my tale so unravels.       I’ll start with Teeny, the smallest. Appropriately named, she was, perhaps, The size of my thumb, and equally as wide. I found her sitting in my rum bottle. At the